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helen keller's dog
 
 
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Wouldn't you if your name was 'Aarghunghnah?
harem
 
 
What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A milk sheik!

cow riddle
 
 
A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?

It was daytime
closed bull's eyes
 
 
What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.


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