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polygon
 
 
What's a polygon?

A dead parrot.

round and round it goes
 
 
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

Roast chicken!

lice-nse to ill
 
 
What do you call lice on a bald man's head?

Homeless.

mommy, mommy!
 
 
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."


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