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fly vs. mosquito
 
 
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

how do you catch?
 
 
How do you catch a unique animal?

You 'neak up on it.

the octo-cow
 
 
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

An animal that can milk itself!

virgin wool
 
 
Where do you get Virgin Wool?

From an ugly sheep!


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