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rooster crossing
 
 
Why did the rooster cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation!

a man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
 
 
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally passes out near the pool tables and the man decides to go home.

As the man is leaving, he's approached by the barman who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?"

"Hmph," says the man, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

broken cage
 
 
What did the bird say after his cage broke?

"Cheap, cheap!"

cross breeding
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!

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