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baptism is not for everyone
 
 
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.
whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
 
 
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

snail shanghai
 
 
A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead.

Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on the night of the assault.

The snail says, "Gee, I would love to, your honor, but it all happened so fast!"

grasshopper biology
 
 
A biology class student conducted an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off.

He pulled off one of its legs and yelled 'hop!', and the grasshhoper hopped. Then he took another leg and yelled 'hop!' and the grasshopper hopped. Then he took all of its legs and yelled 'hop!' but the insect did not hop. He yelled again, but the insect did not hop.

So he came to the conclusion that when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it will become deaf.


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