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fishy
 
 
A fish hit its head on a cement wall.
"Dam."
mad cow!
 
 
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, 'So what do you think of mad cow disease?' The other replies, 'I dunno, I'm a chicken.'
kangaphant
 
 
What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together?
Giant holes all over Africa!
i didn't know they had hats
 
 
Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats?
So their wives know which end to kiss!

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