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knock knock... cows
 
 
Person 1: Knock, Knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Cows go.

Person 2: Cows go who?

Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

dog butt
 
 
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and tell it to walk backwards!
termite fun. yep, termite fun.
 
 
What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?

Where is the bar tender?

man beats dog
 
 
Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?

So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.


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