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frenchman and farm animals
 
 
What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

A bisexual!

what do you get when you cross a scottish...
 
 
What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?

The Dolly Llama.

a man rides in on friday, stays two nights...
 
 
Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday.

How is that possible?

A: His horse was named Friday.

what do you call a lazy baby kangaroo
 
 
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.


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