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here, chicken, chicken
 
 
Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

you might be a blonde... thesaurus
 
 
You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!
capon fear
 
 
Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?

Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combination therapy of Luvox and Paxil.

moron
 
 
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.

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