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texas transplant
 
 
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day.

"The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, complaining that they didn't work."

They laughed, and then the second cowboy said, "No, the best was when he asked if being a cowboy meant that I was half-cow."

They all laughed louder, and then the third cowboy said, "No, boys, the best was when he tried to milk that steer!"

shepherd to shepherd
 
 
What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd?

Let's get the flock out of here!

donkey compliment
 
 
How do you compliment a donkey?

'Hey, nice ass!'

like you would ever call a fish
 
 
How do you talk to a fish?

You drop him a line.


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