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cross breeding
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!
how do you catch a squirrel?
 
 
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

psychiatrist's best friend
 
 
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"

"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the couch."

"Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."

pic & sav
 
 
What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav?
Cheap, cheap, cheap.

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