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pig-ipede
 
 
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Bacon and legs.
doe in the woods
 
 
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?

A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.

water on the inside
 
 
Q. If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

A. K9P

turn on your energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?

He keeps coming and coming and coming...


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