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dogs take their licks
 
 
Why do dogs lick themselves?
Because they can.
respecting the first lady
 
 
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'

bah ram ewe
 
 
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

Because he didn't see the ewe turn.

bees pees
 
 
Q: Where does a bee pee?

A: At the BP station.


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