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rodeo
 
 
Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of the turtle as it was crossing the road?

A: "Yahoo!"

snakeskin punny
 
 
What kind of condoms do snakes use?

Anacondoms!

catching rabbits
 
 
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way.

genetic manipulation for good, not evil
 
 
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
Drumsticks for everybody!

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