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He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, 'It's in his sleeve!'
The magician chased the bird away.
The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, 'It's in his pocket!'
The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.
The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.
They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, 'I give up, what'd you do with the ship?'
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'Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?'
'I don't have to run faster than that tiger,' his friend replied. 'I just have to run faster than you.'
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