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mary had a little lamb
 
 
Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.
skunked again
 
 
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

You hold his nose!

male bashing
 
 
Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?

A: Whistle through his pecker.

mick jagger and a lonely scotsman
 
 
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the friend of a lonely Scotsman?
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" And the friend of a lonely Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off my ewe!"

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