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spider diet
 
 
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?

Burgers and flies.

what do you call an elephant...
 
 
Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings?

A: Stuck

what are ya, chicken?
 
 
Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To show the blonde how!

squirrel kickin' back
 
 
Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.


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