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leek limerick
 
 
There was a man from Leek
Who instead of a nose had a beak.
It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird
He migrates at the end of next week.
elephantitis
 
 
What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?

An elephant in a plastic bag.

deaf rover
 
 
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
osama and saddam are walking through a ...
 
 
Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when they come across a fence where a goat has his head stuck.

Saddam looks at Osama, Osama looks at Saddam and Osama smiles, drops his pants, and starts goin to town with this goat, just tearin' his ass up. After Osama is done, he says, "Alright, Saddam, your turn."

And Saddam drops his draws, grabs his ankles, and sticks his head in the fence.


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