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tatonka redux
 
 
What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?

Bison!

dog fishin'
 
 
What kind of fish does a dog catch?

Catfish.

double-parked frog
 
 
What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad

the indecisive chicken
 
 
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side... er, no... to go shopping... no, not that either... damn it!


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