caterpillar jokes
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf!
What is the definition of a caterpillar?
A worm in a fur coat!
What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
A caterpillar tractor!
What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow!
What's green and dangerous?
A caterpillar with a machine gun!
What pillar doesn't need holding up?
A caterpillar!
Turns over a new leaf!
What is the definition of a caterpillar?
A worm in a fur coat!
What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
A caterpillar tractor!
What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow!
What's green and dangerous?
A caterpillar with a machine gun!
What pillar doesn't need holding up?
A caterpillar!
centipede jokes
Why was the centipede late?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie!
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with chilblains!
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
Half a centipede!
What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
A sentrypede!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
He took too long to put his boots on!
What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
A centipede with athlete's foot!
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg!
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie!
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with chilblains!
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
Half a centipede!
What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
A sentrypede!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
He took too long to put his boots on!
What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
A centipede with athlete's foot!
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg!
chicken joke list 02
Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!
Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
A: She lays hand gren-eggs!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!
A: They beat eggs!
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!
Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
A: She lays hand gren-eggs!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!
chicken joke list 03
Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell!
Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something!
A: They go on peck-nics!
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell!
Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something!
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