slug jokes
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I'll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners come on a plate!
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants fingers!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
I'll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners come on a plate!
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants fingers!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
spider jokes
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!
How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web he had a website!
What are spiders webs good for?
Spiders!
What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
What did the spider say to the fly?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!
How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web he had a website!
What are spiders webs good for?
Spiders!
What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
What did the spider say to the fly?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!
spider jokes 02
What is a spiders favorite TV show?
The newly web game!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
Your spinning me a yarn here!
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
A spinning wheel!
What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
Four anti road protesters?
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
Darn it!
What do you call a big irish spider?
Paddy long legs!
What is red and dangerous?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
The newly web game!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
Your spinning me a yarn here!
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
A spinning wheel!
What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
Four anti road protesters?
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
Darn it!
What do you call a big irish spider?
Paddy long legs!
What is red and dangerous?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
worm joke list 02
What is the best advice to give to worm?
Sleep late!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one!
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted!
What's a glow worms favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms!
What is life like for a wood worm?
Boring!
Sleep late!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one!
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted!
What's a glow worms favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms!
What is life like for a wood worm?
Boring!
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