bee joke list 05
Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!
Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs!
Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane!
A: Because they kept droning on and on!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!
Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs!
Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane!
bee jokes
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting!
Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!
Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!
Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A: She's throne!
Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Ho hum hum!
Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words!
Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!
Q: What's a bees favorite flower?
A: A bee-gonias!
A: Sting!
Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!
Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!
Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A: She's throne!
Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Ho hum hum!
Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words!
Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!
Q: What's a bees favorite flower?
A: A bee-gonias!
bird joke list 02
Q: What do parrots eat?
A: Polyfilla!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
Q: What bird tastes just like butter?
A: A stork!
Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!
Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three swallows!
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off!
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
A: Polyfilla!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
Q: What bird tastes just like butter?
A: A stork!
Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!
Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three swallows!
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off!
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
bird joke list 03
Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!
Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!
Q: What kind of bird opens doors?
A: A kiwi!
Q: What language do birds speak?
A: Pigeon English!
Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!
Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market!
Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
A: The Birds Eye counter!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A: A bird that talks in morse code!
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger!
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!
Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!
Q: What kind of bird opens doors?
A: A kiwi!
Q: What language do birds speak?
A: Pigeon English!
Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!
Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market!
Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
A: The Birds Eye counter!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A: A bird that talks in morse code!
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger!
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