animal jokes for kids

Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital!

What do you say if you see a flying pig?
'I see bacon's going up'!

Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedihens!

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?
A swine gut!

Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground?
To get to the other side!

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer'!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?
Because eggs were going up!

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud!

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion!

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin!

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
A clotheshorse!

Why do pigs never recover from illness?
Because you have to kill them before you cure them!

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
A road hog!

What do you call sheep that live together?
Pen friends!

What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?
An egg!

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense!

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator!

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!

What's a cows favorite vegetable?
A cowat!

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail!

Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moo-vies!

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk!

Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?
Because he was a little gobbler!

Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
To see Gregory Peck!

What kind of tie does a pig wear?
Pig's tie!

What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer!

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar!

What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!

Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?
For some fowl purpose!

How do sheep keep warm in winter?
Central bleating!

How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick!

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo-cluck!

What do you call a bull who tells jokes?
Laugh-a-bull!

What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
The milky baa kid!

What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep!

Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!