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What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
Sir!
What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?
Anything he likes!
What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?
A failure!
What is stronger an elephant or a snail?
A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!
Tarzan was tired when he came home.
"What have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"
"Really?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
You would miss most of the film!
What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant?
Big ones!
What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
Elephantoms!
Why do elephants have wrinkly ankes?
Because their shoes are too tight!
Sir!
What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?
Anything he likes!
What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?
A failure!
What is stronger an elephant or a snail?
A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!
Tarzan was tired when he came home.
"What have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"
"Really?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
You would miss most of the film!
What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant?
Big ones!
What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
Elephantoms!
Why do elephants have wrinkly ankes?
Because their shoes are too tight!
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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
Russell!
A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.
"Why are you doing that?
" asked his neighbour
"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied.
"But we don't get elephants round here!"
"I know - good stuff isn't it!"
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
Warren!
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
Terrified!
What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
Squashed!
Who lost a herd of elephants?
Big bo peep!
What is an elephants favorite film?
Elephantasia
What do elephants say as a compliment?
You look elephantastic!
What do you do with old cannon balls?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
Russell!
A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.
"Why are you doing that?
" asked his neighbour
"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied.
"But we don't get elephants round here!"
"I know - good stuff isn't it!"
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
Warren!
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
Terrified!
What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
Squashed!
Who lost a herd of elephants?
Big bo peep!
What is an elephants favorite film?
Elephantasia
What do elephants say as a compliment?
You look elephantastic!
What do you do with old cannon balls?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
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Why did the elephant walk on two feet?
To give the ants a chance!
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?
To stop getting wet!
What do elephants do in the evenings?
Watch elevision!
How to elephants talk to each other?
By 'elephone!
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them!
When do elephants have 8 feet?
When there are two of them!
What did the elephant say to the famous detective?
It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!
Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"
What do you do if you find a blue elephant?
Try and cheer him up!
To give the ants a chance!
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?
To stop getting wet!
What do elephants do in the evenings?
Watch elevision!
How to elephants talk to each other?
By 'elephone!
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them!
When do elephants have 8 feet?
When there are two of them!
What did the elephant say to the famous detective?
It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!
Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"
What do you do if you find a blue elephant?
Try and cheer him up!
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Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?
Because he'd rather go to the movies!
What's blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole!
What's grey and lights up?
An electric elephant!
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
An umbrellaphant!
What do you do with a green elephant?
Wait till it ripens!
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!"
What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back!
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!
What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
Dumbo!
Because he'd rather go to the movies!
What's blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole!
What's grey and lights up?
An electric elephant!
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
An umbrellaphant!
What do you do with a green elephant?
Wait till it ripens!
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!"
What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back!
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!
What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
Dumbo!
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