bear jokes
Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!
Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!
Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
A: Ice lolly!
Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!
Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
bee joke list 02
Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee!
Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A: A bramble bee!
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
Q: What is the bees favorite film?
A: The Sting!
Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!
Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!
Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!
Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!
Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
A: An aero-drone!
A: To bee or not to bee!
Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A: A bramble bee!
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
Q: What is the bees favorite film?
A: The Sting!
Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!
Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!
Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!
Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!
Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
A: An aero-drone!
bee joke list 03
Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!
Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!
Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!
Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!
Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!
Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!
Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!
A: A humburger!
Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!
Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!
Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!
Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!
Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!
Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!
bee joke list 04
Q: Why do bees buzz?
A: Because they can't whistle!
Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!
Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?
A: He was waxing lyrical!
Q: What goes zzub, zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards!
Q: What are the cleverest bees?
A: Spelling bees!
Q: What bee is good for your health?
A: Vitamin bee!
Q: What's a bees favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!
Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A: A humdred!
A: Because they can't whistle!
Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!
Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?
A: He was waxing lyrical!
Q: What goes zzub, zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards!
Q: What are the cleverest bees?
A: Spelling bees!
Q: What bee is good for your health?
A: Vitamin bee!
Q: What's a bees favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!
Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A: A humdred!
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