slug jokes
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I'll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners come on a plate!
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants fingers!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
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I'll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners come on a plate!
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants fingers!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
farm joke list 10
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What has two legs and flies?
A pig!
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A cow that can milk itself!
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream!
What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs!
Why is it called a 'herd' of cattle?
Well, have you 'herd' the sound they make!
Why was the lamb told off for being rude?
He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum!
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Because he was a dirty double crosser!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What has two legs and flies?
A pig!
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A cow that can milk itself!
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream!
What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs!
Why is it called a 'herd' of cattle?
Well, have you 'herd' the sound they make!
Why was the lamb told off for being rude?
He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum!
farm joke list 06
Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital!
What do you say if you see a flying pig?
'I see bacon's going up'!
Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedihens!
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?
A swine gut!
Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground?
To get to the other side!
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer'!
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?
Because eggs were going up!
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud!
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion!
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To the horsepital!
What do you say if you see a flying pig?
'I see bacon's going up'!
Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedihens!
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?
A swine gut!
Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground?
To get to the other side!
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer'!
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?
Because eggs were going up!
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud!
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion!
bird joke list 03
Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!
Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!
Q: What kind of bird opens doors?
A: A kiwi!
Q: What language do birds speak?
A: Pigeon English!
Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!
Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market!
Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
A: The Birds Eye counter!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A: A bird that talks in morse code!
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger!
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A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!
Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!
Q: What kind of bird opens doors?
A: A kiwi!
Q: What language do birds speak?
A: Pigeon English!
Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!
Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market!
Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
A: The Birds Eye counter!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A: A bird that talks in morse code!
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger!
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